I Just Dumped 40 Guys All at Once

No. I'm not gay. I have officially decided not to ride in Mardi Gras next year, which means that thousands of people on the Uptown route will not have to worry about getting hit in the head by an errant throw from me.

I'm pretty sure this was the right decision right now. Ask me again in 310 days when I'm standing on the neutral ground watching my float roll by.