"Cut Your Dreads, Hippie!"

"And take a shower!" exclaimed my friend, Kristin, as she ejected us from the Book People parking lot tonight. Some people are scared of midget clowns on unicycles. Kristin is scared of hippies.

The irony is overwhelming; Kristin is in love with Austin and is moving to the hippie mecca of the South on May 1st. To help her combat this condition, I have prescribed a daily regiment of patchouli oil, disc golf, weed and Dick's Pick, Volume 6. Let's hope it worksquick like.

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