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Maybe It Was the Teacher?

Dog's driving lesson ends in crash
"A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency reported Monday."

I'm not an expert behind the wheel unless you need a getaway driver. I have a horrible driving record for real life situations that includes failure to stop for red lights and the ability to get speeding tickets in Pecos County where the speed limit is 80 MPH.

But, Asian ladies should not give driving lessons to dogs even if it's Benji behind the wheel of Herbie, the Love Bug. Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure, I am perpetuating a stereotype, but so was the Korean lady I watched flip her car over in the LSU Wendy's drive-thru in the Spring of 1996.

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