Eight No Brainers That I Was Asked Recently

8. Would you like to be upgraded to First Class?
7. High Life or Bud Light?
6. Do you really plan on watching movies all day?
5. Would your drunk ass like to dance on stage while I karaoke this song?
4. Should we watch Kung Fu Shuffle or The English Patient?
3. Did you have a good time at Mardi Gras?
2. Sir, are you sure you wanna double-down on a hard 13?
1. Can [18 college ladies] stay at your place in two weeks?

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