Yeah, I said my jobs are listed on a paper plate. The short story is that the FatBayou Millennial Haze crew was sitting around the elephant house chatting about jobs we had had while we awaited the arrival of the end of the world in late December 1999. I was unable to find a piece of paper large enough for my list so I wrote them on a paper plate.
All jobs included on the list below were jobs for which I received a payroll check. Jobs for which I was paid cash for services rendered are not included. That list is long, sordid and complex. I thrive on simple.
JB el JB's List of YobsI was only terminated for cause once. It was my first job. The 'cause' was being grounded. Cut me a break. I was 13.
- Bus Boy, The Pilot House Restaurant & Marina
- Drive-thru Monkey, McDonald's
- Utility Burgerman, McDonald's
- Scooper & Cake Maker, Baskin-Robbins
- Prep Cook, Fudpucker's
- Dishwasher, The Back Porch
- Painter, Rubicon
- Engineering Intern, Sunland Fabricator's
- Welder's Assistant, Sunland Fabricator's
- Office Assistant, LSU Vice Chancellor's Office
- Bartender, Lion's Club Bingo Hall
- Orientation Leader, LSU
- Carpenter, NSU Theatre Department
- Research Assistant - Ornithology, LSU Museum of Natural Science
- Resident Assistant, LSU
- Assistant Director of Orientation, LSU Dean of Student's Office
- Chief Announcer, klsu
- Graduate Assistant, LSU Public Administration Institute
- Tutor, LSU ISDS Department
- Internal Audit Intern, Vulcan Materials
- Instructor, LSU ISDS Department
- Consultant, McCall, Gilchrist & Haynes
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