20070501

BREAKING NEWS: Fletch Available on DVD


Great Odin's raven! I returned from Redneckia to find that Fletch is now available on DVD according to NetFlix. This is equivalent to astronerds discovering a new planet or hippies developing a version of patchouli oil that masks their B.O. but doesn't singe bystanders' nostrils.

Shitchyeah. I can't wait to catch up with the Underhills, Jim Swarthau, Marvin, Velma or Provo. Has anyone seen Sally Ann Cavanaugh?

Gentlemen, update your queues! It's all ball bearings these days.

4 comments:

Trey D said...

And who could forget Fat Sam, Gummy, Ed Poon, and Dr. Rosenrosen? And I'm gonna need about ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

MicNola said...

It's all ball-bearings these days!

LilSass said...

JB, after our long Dr. Pepper-infused love affair over the phone tonight, I am dreaming of our babies. However, I have to admit that apparently I wasn't raised in America. I mean, first I admit that I haven't seen The State and you *gasped* in horror. Now this is a full-fledged confession of sorts. Bless me father for I have sinned....I have not viewed the Fletch. Don't raise your fist at me. Please don't throw me down the stairs. Let's be Netflix friends and call a truce

Anonymous said...

Now, JB, have you been watching the Bachelor this season? I saw your post under the comments section...